Fireside stories

stop. breathe. stay a while.

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Woooot...talk about myself? Why, there's a list miles long!

...of blankness.

Pfft, I'm the most boring person you'll never know. I sleep, I eat, and I breathe. What more do you want? A cat? A wacky third thumb? Or, heavens forbid, a personality?

Personality cannot sum me up. What can, I hear you ask? Well, I dunno...perhaps this journal can. So please read, and save us both the embarrassment by not trying to kill me. I am sensitive to sporks and sharp, pointy objects, and my form of defense will most likely be in the 'flail wildly and poke someone's eye out' mode.